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Quotes by Ann Coulter
Quotes by Ann Coulter
"Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it."
"Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror."
"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know."
"I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am."
"I'm not going to be lectured to."
"I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats."
"If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does."
"If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"
"Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking."
"Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals."
"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
"Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips."
"The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy."
"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control." Category:
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"The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount."
"They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists."
"Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening."
"We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote."
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
"We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States."
"When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes."
"Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear."
"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."
"While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security."
"Isn't food important? Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing about the "food crisis" in America, and you'd be on the phone with your food care provider arguing about whether or not a Reuben sandwich with fries was covered under your plan."
"Just as we're always told that schoolyard bullies are actually deeply insecure, liberals rationalize their own ferocious behavior by claiming to have been wounded somehow. What about the little guy our poor, insecure bully is beating the living daylights out of? How's his self-esteem coming along? That is the essence of liberals: They viciously attack everyone else, while wailing that they are the victims."
"The downward spiral into liberal insanity began when liberals adopted blacks as their special victims. What had started as a legitimate cause -- no racial discrimination -- was soon being used as a battering ram by feminists, gays, illegal aliens, and 'people of color.' I reached my limit when Asians started complaining about being called 'model minorities.' They were victims of other people's esteem for them!"
"The only shocking fact about a noose showing up on a university campus would be if an actual racist put it there. Example after example of the racism allegedly sweeping the nation's campuses keeps turning out to be a fraud."
"In the future, I plan to checkmate liberals by claiming to have found a noose on my office door and wailing that I was shocked, nauseated, appalled, dizzy. I will not be silenced! In fairness, I wasn't particularly silenced before. But what the heck -- everyone else gets people to treat them nicely for a few weeks after 'discovering' nooses they hung themselves."
"If Republicans were running black Republicans Michael Steele, Ken Blackwell, or Condoleeza Rice for President, would liberals tell us that only racism could prevent them from becoming President? Say -- do we need to send federal civil rights monitors into Maryland and Ohio right now, on account of the fact that Steele and Blackwell lost recent elections in those states?"
"The establishment media are the most powerful force in the nation and yet they are constantly claiming to speak up for the little guy and berating those whom they call the 'powerful.' In this affection, they are like the fake blind guy asking for spare change and then beating street urchins when no one is looking."
"Liberals claim to love gays when it allows them to vent their spleen at Republicans. But disagree with liberals and their first response is to call you gay. Liberals are gays' biggest champions on issues most gays couldn't care less about, like gay marriage or taxpayer funding of photos of men with bullwhips up their derrieres. But who has done more to out, embarrass, and destroy the lives of gay men who prefer to keep their orientation private than Democrats? Who is more intolerant of gays in the Republican Party than gays in the Democratic Party?"
"It's a perverse world when the most aggressive people are always wailing about their victimhood. In what other place or time have people boasted about how wretched they are? Isn't it more natural to claim to be better than you are than to claim to be worse than you are? But instead of falsely claiming to be rich or of royal lineage, in modern America people seek rewards by falsely asserting they are victims -- of homophobes, hypocrites, Karl Rove, racists, Republicans, and oppressive Alaska governors."
"Liberals seem to have hit upon a reverse Christ story as their belief system. He suffered and died for our sins; liberals make the rest of us suffer for sins we didn't commit. Their claims of how awful 'we' are never seems to encompass themselves in the 'we.' Saying America is a racist nation is never meant to suggest that the speaker is a racist -- it's his neighbors who are the racists."
"Getting pregnant isn't like catching the flu. There are volitional acts involved -- someone else explain it to Dennis Kucinich. By this purposeful act, single mothers cause irreparable harm to other human beings -- their own children -- as countless studies on the subject make clear. Not only do single mothers hurt their children, they also foist a raft of social pathologies on society. Look at almost any societal problem and you will find it is really a problem of single mothers."
"Single motherhood is the apotheosis of the feminist vision: women without men! Except they're not without men. They're without one specific man with an interest in their particular children. But men -- and women -- across the country have been forcibly enlisted in the job of feeding, housing, and clothing single mothers and their children. The rest of us have to be constantly attuned to the needs of single mothers. Government policies are designed to support single mothers, rather than stop them. Churches, corporations, and nonprofit organizations are required to chip in to make up for single mothers' lack of husbands. I am woman, hear me roar! Hey, what's the holdup on my government check?"
"It never occurs to anyone to simply return to the original rule: Unless a man is married to a woman when she gives birth to his child, he has no rights to that child, and unless a woman is married to a man when she gives birth to his child, she has no right to his paycheck or his time."
"What liberals mean when they complain about "attacks" is simply that it is unfair to point out the things the Democrats believe."
"Liberals have nothing but admiration for criminal defense lawyers who lie remorselessly on behalf of child molesters, self-righteously informing us that this is 'part of the process.' Without these 'Twinkie defense' champions, liberals tell us, our adversarial system of justice would collapse. They boast 'someone's got to do it,' as if they were Marines going into battle. (For any liberals reading, a U.S. Marine is...oh, never mind. It would take too long to explain.) But an adversarial system in politics drives liberals to distraction. It's one thing to vigorously defend a child molester, another thing entirely to vigorously defend a Republican. Giving two sides of the story in a child kidnapping case is part of the process; giving two sides of the story in a political race is a dirty trick of the Republican Attack Machine."
"You can tell which candidate the Media Attack Machine has anointed the favored candidate by seeing which one gets treated like the biggest victim."
"What Democrats mean when they say something was 'taken out of context' is that a third party heard it. That's the context: No one else was supposed to hear it."
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