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Vol 876 - Feb. 10, 2010 - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - Time for something NEW - we never disappoint! Trapped at the office waiting for happy hour can be a snoozefest. No more. The Toilet Paper is daily email newsletter delivers the most shocking quotes, stats, facts, and lists about one noteworthy news topic each day. Laser sharp, bust out funny, and not afraid to cross the line. Sign up to make this happy hour part of your routine. IT'S STRANGE! CHECK IT OUT - CLICK ON THIS LINK! http://www.thetoiletpaper.com/?ref=30215 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies. I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English Here are some interesting mistranslations: In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. A doctor's office in Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. A temple in Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a hotel in Yugoslavia: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. 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