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Vol 866 - Jan. 06, 2010 - Strange Student Bloopers
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - Happy New Year! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" ================================== Quotes About Age & Aging "After thirty, a body has a mind of its own." - Bette Midler "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." - Satchel Paige "I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee "I prefer old age to the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "One keeps on forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave." - Colette "Old age is no place for sissies." - Bette Davis "I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate." - Lady Nancy Astor "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball "If I were younger, I'd know more." - James Barrie ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Student Bloopers Student Bloopers The Humor of Youth Young people are a prime source of embarrassing statements and bone-headed bloopers. Now it seems that their teachers are sharing all this on the Net. History teacher and author Richard Lederer strung together a loose history of the world based on unusual statements in student essays. For example: Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Net humorist Tina Mancuso collects and shares strange statements in fifth and sixth grade science papers: Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up. You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers. In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's. Clouds are high flying fogs. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== AMAZING WATERMELON CARVING & DECORATING - ROSES - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/158335.html UNIQUE COLLECTOR EDITION ENGRAVED HANDGUNS - SPECIAL SHORT BARRELL AUTOMATIC - SPECIAL ENGRAVING - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/158802.html STRANGE PARIS STREET SIGN - BUSES! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/159159.html STRANGE FARM FIELDS - FERTILE CHINESE VALLEY - FARM COMMUNITY - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/159340.html STRANGE GERMAN RESTAURANT - PPS PRESENTATION - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/158669.html STRANGE FARM FIELDS - AFTER WAR - BOMB CRATERS - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/159349.html HEY SWIMMER, DON'T LOOK BACK! SHARK! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/159373.html STRANGE SWIMMING POOL DIVE - RIGHT THRU THE HOLE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/159374.html STRANGE HUMMER/BENTLEY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/159375.html STRANGE HAY SLED RACING/JUMPING - HE LOOKS SCARED! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/159376.html WILLIE WONKA GOES POSTAL - GENE WILDER - GIF - ANIMATION - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/158663.html NASTY PRANK/SURPRISE - BABY POWDER IN HAIR DRYER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/159358.html QUEEN ELIZABETH - ROYAL LIMO FLAT TIRE! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/158946.html US NAVY FLEETWEEK - NEW YORK CITY - AIRCRAFT CARRIER W/ WORLD TRADE CENTER IN BACKGROUND - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/159289.html STRANGE BICYCLES - NO FRONT FORKS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/159242.html STRANGE LITTLE FROG ON THE BEAK OF WHITE STORK - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/159320.html OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS - PEACE PRIZE WINNERS - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/159365.html DANGEROUS MOTORCYCLE RIDGE RUNNING! - ANIMATED GIF! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/158959.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/101121_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Man Locks Up Grandma So He Can Blow Off Fireworks! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/159377.html Who Said Asian's Are Bad Drivers? Woman Finally Passes Test After 950 Tries! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/159378.html Strange Official Names Changes - The Brits Are Goofy! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/159368.html Top 45 Strangest College Scholarships - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/159369.html The Strange "Purina Dog Food" Diet - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/128193.html The Incredible SR-71 - a Pilot Remebers - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/134782.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - College - University - High School - Teacher/Prof http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/110_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites New! --------------- NEW STRANGE WEBSITES!------------------- Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/ Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/ Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/ Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/ -----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ---------- Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami’s - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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