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Vol 715 - July 27, 2008 - Creative Comeback Lines For The Workplace
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes: Famous Curses! May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse May those that love us, love us; and to those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. - - - Old Irish Toast May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Creative Comeback Lines for the Office Creative Comeback Lines For The Workplace 1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. 5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid. 6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!? 7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away. 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 13. How about never? Is never good for you? 14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 15. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication. 16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME. 17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 20. Who me? 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